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bon-fire night & halloween

bon-fire night & halloween

Hi guys yesterday (bon-firenight) we did llots of silver fountins and we did small rokets but they were rubish some exploded in the ground!!!! and others went in to my next door nabours house and exploded!! :0

but we did the big ones just one at first and they turend out good but the lick had wax on it so the fire actully dripped!!

but after a while it started fizzing and BANG!! i was quite sceard of the first one but it turend out good so i faced my fears and my friend molly was there she dosen’t go to this school but she is still my friend chyna came to but she couldent stay for the fire works sadly 🙁

                                                                                            HALLOWEEN

i wnt to the halloween disco and had lot’s of fun with chyna and Elle Elle looked grate they both did and i scared my self in the mirror i gave elle my malteesers because she didden’t have any money 🙂 i would of got chyna something but i dident have any sweets left for her 🙁 🙁 🙁 on actual halloween i didden’t go trick or treating i had lots of sweets and there was a masive frankestien head that sceard dingo by the way dingos my dog :)  I went round the back of my house and sceard the trick or treaters it was halerious 😀

HOLIDAYS

On the holiday i got three more fish now i have four fish my 4 are called         Lilly=goldfish      Posh=White & silver gold fish                 Dash= gold fish with black     and my favourite  Flutterby=shubunkin     i feed every monday so it was matthew go today (matthew’s my brothers he is in high school) i went mollys my friend for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever carrys on any way bye :))))

 

 

 

 

EMILY enjoy

 

 

                                                                                                                                               

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New jokes

New jokes

How did the chick get out of the egg?

The egg-sit !!  😀

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

“Is that you mommy?”!

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path!

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones!

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll!

 What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?

ME!!!

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In snow banks!

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!

Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

What dog keeps the best time?

A watch dog!

 Why did the tomato turn red?

because he saw the salad dressing!

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

He let out a little wine!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put in a little boogey in it!

 Where do bees go to the bathroom?

 At the BP station!

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing, it just waved!

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Dam!

They don’t have the guts!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

 

 

 

ENJOY hope you like like them Emily

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday question! Joke to

Thursday question! Joke to

This Thursday’s question is:       What is the only fish that can’t swim?

Send to Emily  .  Gorman   on thursday                                                 P.S      Thursdays joke is: what did the mother spider say to her son when his father died??        I’m sorry but i’m a widow

My animals

My animals

 

 

I have: 2 cats one called Nev who is a boy and a other siemise cat called Precious who is a littel over weight 2 dogs one called Missy one called Dingo 4 rabbits all boys   called Waffels,Bambi,Max and Jet and two new gold fish mines called Lilly and Matt’s is called Bubbles  bye Emily Gorman

JOKES

JOKES

Why did the squirel cross the road??                                    

  it was the squrriel crossing!


How do you upset lady Gaga?

pokaface!

 

What do you get when you cross a frog with a bull?

A bullfrog!!!

What do you get when you get a fly stuck in butter???

 

A butter Fly!!

Whats a monsters favourite hair cut?

Dead locks

What do you call a lion roaring??

Anything you want it can’t hear you!!

My topic Ancient Greece

My topic Ancient Greece

Many eons ago there lived Ancient Greeks they say there where many gods that lived high up on Mount Olympus here are some names: Zeus  Apollo, Athene,Hera,Poseidon, Artemis, Dionysus,Hephaestus, Ares, Aphrodite, Hermes, Demeater and last but not least Hades the brother of Zeus

And there are  many more they say the dots on a peacocks feather are Heras eyes to see what’s happing on earth!!(hera is Zeus’s wife)      Ancient Greece is where the first olympics started and there where no mascots of course and they played naked!!! And every time they went to battle before they did they would pray to the gods for good luck and hope to win.The temperature there was over 40 degrees so people wore something called a robe.Important people wore purple robes

 

FORM     Emilyxx